How did I not think of this before? Somehow MysteryD8, my screen name on just about everything, wasn't taken on here. Totally rad to the max and such.
Given that I don't work until 2pm tomorrow, I'm about to stay up late and watch Otis. It's apparently a heartwarming story of a nerdy guy who takes corpses to the prom. Comedy of the year is written all over this one.
I swear that I'm going to get into writing on here with a quickness. The keyboard runneth dry at the moment, however.