We have a couple of construction guys over at the house right now to work on the aftermath of a roof leak. They're the nicest guys you would like to meet, but construction talk isn't something with which I am completely familiar.
That said, here are the most unintentionally hilarious statements of the day:
"Gotta have one in that end; 17 inches."
"Don't fill up the hole all the way with that caulk!"
"I'd like her to go down a little more, but I'm afraid to push on her too much."
"Ooh, wow, that's tight! This one's a little too long. It's too hard to get all the way in there."
"It kind of helped when I reamed out that hole on that last one there, but I'm afraid to pump it back up."