I don't listen to current pop radio as a rule, but occasionally I get sick of forgetting to update my iPod with new music. It is then that I give in and tune into whatever I can find polluting the airwaves.
Recently I turned on the radio to find Nickelback playing on the one good station that I get between work and home. I changed the station to top-40, and "Airplanes" by B.O.B. and Hayley Williams was playing. I recognized her voice from Paramore, one of the not-terrible pop-rock bands that the kids listen to these days. It was pleasant enough, but he chorus threw me. I thought that the word "wish" was the typical "ish" that is used when censoring rap songs for radio play. "I could really use a shit right now" started my mind racing, and I was disappointed upon finding out the real lyrics. I knew it was too good to be true. It's not a great song, but it isn't terrible either.
Immediately afterward, the pop station started playing Nickelback, so I switched back to my old standby. They hadn't finished whatever made me change the station in the first place, so I scanned to another rock station, and wouldn't you know it? Nickelback again.
Thrice Nickelback has to be a sign of the coming apocalypse, so I chose to turn the radio off and enjoyed sweet silence for the next few minutes. The world didn't end and my sanity was saved, for better or for worse.