Remember a couple days ago when I was talking about hating a song until something snapped and suddenly I could not only tolerate, but actually started enjoying it? Maroon 5 is one of those bands. I have absolutely hated each one of their songs until I reach that breaking point. This new one though? I still hate "Misery." It's just obnoxious. Whatshisface is in rare form, sounding like a baby seal sucking on helium while being clubbed by the members of the Getalong Gang. I don't even know what that means. It's that bad. Someone do something and get this thing out of my head. Almost anything else is preferable.