I have already written about Elvis once before, and I'm feeling pretty lazy right about now, so today's earworm will be..."Return to Sender."
The following is the nicest, most awesome scam email that I have ever received. The formatting is intact and nothing has been changed.
TRANSFER OF US$6,800,000.00 TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident.
He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays.
All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not.
But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.
May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.
Mr. Alex Pule
Director Of Operations
Access ZENITH BANK PLC