What? Why? Why is this happening to me?
At some point yesterday I found myself humming a melody that I couldn't quite place. It was pretty simple, and I was sure that it was just another crappy pop song. I was right. It was "Come Clean" by Hilary Duff. I have no idea how I know this song. I can't remember hearing it at all, ever, but I don't control the gods of the earworm.
The song tells a story of rainfall and something else through terrible, tween-directed lyrics. I don't care about the something else, given that there currently appears to be a leak inside one of my walls in my bathroom. Being an adult sucks, even when the foreshadowing becomes obvious. That isn't a good comparison at all. Screw it. I don't care today.