It's not a secret that I can't dance. While I do have rhythm, it mostly involves nodding my head in time with whatever music is playing. Either that or jumping up and down in place. I try to avoid doing that too much though, given the fact that I'm a pretty big guy with terrible balance and can do some considerable damage without really trying.
The lack of dance skills kept me from learning the "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" dance. I'm pretty sure that I came close to dislocating a shoulder attempting to slide three feet to the right. It doesn't sound hard, but neither does the electric slide. I'm not good at weddings.