For better or for worse, I'm back! And I'm easily entertained. The most innocent things are usually pretty creepy, and creepiness is next to godliness. "Mr. Bucket," a fantastic toy from the 1990s that I have never actually seen outside of commercial form is creepy beyond belief. From putting your balls in his top to popping said balls out of his mouth, there is nothing remotely acceptable about that for anyone with even the slightest twisted sense of humor.
Last year James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd posted a video in which Mr. Bucket was coming for his soul. No one could have done it better.