The Mrs. was working her ass off, trying to influence today's earworm by singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John and Kiki Dee. It didn't work. Every time the melody would start in my head, it would change to "Being with You" by Smokey Robinson. That's cool though, as it gives me more than a few sentences to write today, and the earworm gods must be appeased.
Sometimes the comments under YouTube videos are worth the price of admission alone. The top-rated comment under the "Being with You" video? "When Smokey sings the woman drop there panties, Smokey just keep singin and singin." That's poetry, right there.