I was going to hold onto this for a special occasion, but there's no fighting it anymore. Have you heard "Freaxxx" by Brokencyde? It's the worst song ever recorded, and I absolutely love it. A rerecorded version was included on the I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! album, but it's the original that is notable for one reason.
"They pulled their panties down, they took their pants off."
Not only is it the most romantic piece of poetry ever committed to music, but they actually switched the lyrics around on the rerecorded version to a much more logical progression of pants first, then panties off.
The kid singing with through autotune looks an awful lot like Atreyu from The NeverEnding Story. As amazing as it would be if they were one and the same, they aren't. Oh well. A boy can dream.