There is something incredibly simple about Sisqo's "Thong Song," to the point where it seems ridiculously innocent. The song harks back from a time when the finer things in life were defined by a tiny piece of cloth women wore at the beach.
I didn't see a single thong while I was on vacation. There are still a few more hours to correct that, but it's raining right now and everyone is busy packing up. No more trips to the beach for me this week.